I am now an official radio recording person, soon to be relatively famous.

[panader0]

I did a promo for the dentist I went to last year. I did it for free, but I
told the guys that if it becomes a hit I'll want a cut.

[FM123]

1. Don't forget about us little people when you become famous...

...we knew you when

[panader0]

4. Can you drive a limo?

By the way, I'm a huge fan of Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera.

[FM123]

5. Me too, I love them!

Nope, sorry can not drive a limo....

[panader0]

6. I gave my buddy a print of "The Flower Seller" by Rivera

for his 50th birthday. I made a nice frame out of old weathered grey wood,
and bought the glass. He has it hanging in his house.
https://images.nortonsimon.org/fcgi-bin/iipsrv.fcgi?IIIF=P198023.ptif/full/!400,600/0/default.jpg

[FM123]

7. Wow, you are a good friend!

[Skittles]

2. COOL

[panader0]

3. "Hi, I'm Doug and I'm an actual patient at First Dental Care...."

It goes on.
I did not write the ad.
My sweetheart Jeannie is the business manager so I put on a good shirt
and I even shaved. I have to shave when I'm in public with her or she pretends
I'm just someone she picked up hitchhiking....

[Skittles]

8. LOL

Jeannie sounds A-OK

[panader0]

9. How she's put up with me for almost 20 years I'll never know.

Of course, I've had to put up with her too.
We stay together because no one else would have us.