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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMother in law no sense humor Some people quote philosophers I quote the Cohen brothers
I know we live at moment in a huge world of shit but I find humor.So were home from gym and Im feeding the boys and their friends. We had guest last night our sons cohorts, now I love it why because these young men they are awesome humans morals they are very respectful fine young men. Well except for them making fun of me at gym as we showered they get a kick out of my bed bath beyond purple body scrubber. I was letting our sons one friend drive my Tacoma as he has learners permit.
So walking out gym I tossed him the keys to drive I did same on way in. And in truck he goes you know whats funny on your pickup you have Union stickers 82nd airborne sticker infantry airborne sticker anti trump stickers. And you shower with a purple body scrubber. So at a red lite I punched him in arm, he looked at me what was that for as his brother and my boys and his brother laughed in back seat.
I said so never make fun of a mans scrubby I said dammit I am a dapper dan man. So we get home and these fellas are hungry now yesterday I made a huge pot crockpot of boneless ribs probably about twelve pounds. Why because we had company our sons friends so this morning were reheating well the boys were the ribs getting out sliced cheese and rolls left over Mac cheese.
So even nana my mother in law found the aroma of ribs tempting, I said here as I made her a sandwich I asked her
Gopher nana then I said I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday I think its starting to turn. You know I love my mother in law shes a fine woman but she says Im immature I told her as I handed her a sandwich Mark it zero nana I tortured the woman with Cohen brother movies over the years. Im all alone now nana watching general hospital I go back work Monday , boys and friends rode bikes down for job interview at horse farm.
Ohiogal
(32,005 posts)For providing such entertaining slice of life posts! Dont ever stop!
All our young people should have adults in their lives who care about them ... like the saying goes, it takes a village.
Did the Boog help with the rib sandwiches?
TEB
(12,859 posts)As for our sons friends they make me smile this morning I said you turds wanna get bulked. Make fun of me being scrawny I introduced them 4 count push ups and mountain climbers they all wilted I said see strong core heros I love em all even boys friends I say give me hug fellas I kiss em on forehead they come from single home no father.
Phoenix61
(17,006 posts)Job at a horse farm will keep the boys busy and it sounds like fun.
TEB
(12,859 posts)These guys are qualified
onethatcares
(16,169 posts)they'll never forget.