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TEB

(12,859 posts)
Thu Jun 20, 2019, 10:15 AM Jun 2019

Mother in law no sense humor Some people quote philosophers I quote the Cohen brothers

I know we live at moment in a huge world of shit but I find humor.So we’re home from gym and I’m feeding the boys and their friends. We had guest last night our sons cohorts, now I love it why because these young men they are awesome humans morals they are very respectful fine young men. Well except for them making fun of me at gym as we showered they get a kick out of my bed bath beyond purple body scrubber. I was letting our sons one friend drive my Tacoma as he has learners permit.

So walking out gym I tossed him the keys to drive I did same on way in. And in truck he goes you know what’s funny on your pickup you have Union stickers 82nd airborne sticker infantry airborne sticker anti trump stickers. And you shower with a purple body scrubber. So at a red lite I punched him in arm, he looked at me what was that for as his brother and my boys and his brother laughed in back seat.

I said so never make fun of a mans scrubby I said dammit I am a dapper dan man. So we get home and these fellas are hungry now yesterday I made a huge pot crockpot of boneless ribs probably about twelve pounds. Why because we had company our sons friends so this morning we’re reheating well the boys were the ribs getting out sliced cheese and rolls left over Mac cheese.

So even nana my mother in law found the aroma of ribs tempting, I said here as I made her a sandwich I asked her

Gopher nana then I said I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday I think it’s starting to turn. You know I love my mother in law she’s a fine woman but she says I’m immature I told her as I handed her a sandwich Mark it zero nana I tortured the woman with Cohen brother movies over the years. I’m all alone now nana watching general hospital I go back work Monday , boys and friends rode bikes down for job interview at horse farm.

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Mother in law no sense humor Some people quote philosophers I quote the Cohen brothers (Original Post) TEB Jun 2019 OP
Thank you Ohiogal Jun 2019 #1
Boog dogs love ribs TEB Jun 2019 #4
Good to hear from you. Phoenix61 Jun 2019 #2
We have three horses here and a donkey TEB Jun 2019 #3
learnin' without lessons onethatcares Jun 2019 #5

Ohiogal

(32,005 posts)
1. Thank you
Thu Jun 20, 2019, 10:27 AM
Jun 2019

For providing such entertaining slice of life posts! Don’t ever stop!

All our young people should have adults in their lives who care about them ... like the saying goes, “it takes a village.”

Did the Boog help with the rib sandwiches?

TEB

(12,859 posts)
4. Boog dogs love ribs
Thu Jun 20, 2019, 10:52 AM
Jun 2019

As for our sons friends they make me smile this morning I said you turds wanna get bulked. Make fun of me being scrawny I introduced them 4 count push ups and mountain climbers they all wilted I said see strong core hero’s I love em all even boys friends I say give me hug fellas I kiss em on forehead they come from single home no father.

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