I read somewhere that your eyes are actually in the middle of your face...

[LuckyCharms]

...rather than being closer to the top of your head.

So I ran to look in the mirror, and it appeared to be true.

I was thinking about this today, so I got a tape measure and measured from my eyes to my chin...6 inches.

Then I measured from my eyes to the top of my head...5 inches.

That tells me that my eyes are closer to the top of my head.

That means that whatever I read WAS A GODDAMN LIE.

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1. The eyes are in the middle if you're a phillips

but evidently you're a flathead....

[LuckyCharms]

2. I'm a Torx. n/t

[True Dough]

3. You may be a Torx

but there's definitely a screw loose!

[ProudLib72]

4. What if you're Japanese phillips (JIS)?

[Sneederbunk]

5. Or hair covers part of your face.

[Laffy Kat]

6. This really is a true fact:

All of the organs of which you have only one are located in the center of your body. Your nose, mouth, throat heart, etc., all the way down.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

7. Republicans are missing one you didn't mention....

the spine.......

Heart is nowhere to be found either. An anatomical oddity, indeed.....

[KY_EnviroGuy]

8. By the scientific method, it also could mean you are odd.

In order to provide us with an authoritative logical opinion, you may need to go to thousands of humanoids and take measurements and then report your findings.

Further, measurements should only be taken laying down to minimize distortions of gravity.

I suggest offers of free beer in compensation......