Some cad has embedded grey hairs in both my sideburns and my beard

[Recursion]

While I find this level of effort for a prank absolutely inspiring, this needs to stop before people take it seriously.

[bobalew]

1. Be Prouud

You just received your “Commander Stripes”

[hack89]

2. Wait until his asshole brother with the silver hairs shows up. nt

[Recursion]

3. Surely he would not do that???!

My God, man. That's cold.

[hunter]

4. Probably the same guy who sticks random long hairs on my ears.

I mean

[elleng]

5. LOLOLOL!

Those darn French!!!

[D2020]

6. Probably the same guy who

has been leaving my electric razor full of grey whiskers..... I keep accusing my wife of having someone else on the side...

[Kaleva]

7. I didn't believe in the Nose Hair Fairy until a few years ago.