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Mayo America Great Again
Mayo America Great Again
Deli, Florida, Great Stuff, Grocery Store, USA, Wild & Unruly | | Right | May 13, 2019
Customer: “Do you have any mayonnaise packets?”
Me: “Sorry, we’re out right now.”
Customer: “YOU’RE OUT?! HOW CAN YOU BE OUT OF MAYONNAISE?! WHAT KIND OF DELI IS THIS?!”
(She throws the food she was holding at me and stomps away.)
Me: “Well, that was a bit of an overreaction.”
Coworker: “Dude. Old, white people have nothing in their lives but church, mayonnaise, and Trump. You literally just took away a third of her entire existence.”
https://notalwaysright.com/mayo-america-great-again/150683/
Deli, Florida, Great Stuff, Grocery Store, USA, Wild & Unruly | | Right | May 13, 2019
Customer: “Do you have any mayonnaise packets?”
Me: “Sorry, we’re out right now.”
Customer: “YOU’RE OUT?! HOW CAN YOU BE OUT OF MAYONNAISE?! WHAT KIND OF DELI IS THIS?!”
(She throws the food she was holding at me and stomps away.)
Me: “Well, that was a bit of an overreaction.”
Coworker: “Dude. Old, white people have nothing in their lives but church, mayonnaise, and Trump. You literally just took away a third of her entire existence.”
https://notalwaysright.com/mayo-america-great-again/150683/
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Will I grow into it eventually? At what age does a white person definitely need to love mayo?
