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Edible Anus Company Makes Chocolate Molds of Your (Or a Loved Ones) Butthole
Sit down, strap in, and get ready, people. This one is a doozy. A new company called Edible Anus (yes... Edible Anus) is here to make your dreams come true. That is if your dreams are eating a chocolate mold of your significant other's butthole.
For the reasonable price of $38.95 (this could have been $3,000 and I might still have considered that reasonable for someone having to be putting chocolate on your asshole), Edible Anus will mail you five boxes of white, milk and dark chocolate anuses.
According to legend, or rather, real life, the company's founder Magnus Irvin (who looks like the mad scientist version of Jim Broadbent) didn't have the easiest time inventing his chocolate assholes. According to Irvin, the first time, "I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into me face."
Well that's a mental image.
https://twentytwowords.com/edible-anus-company-makes-chocolate-molds-loved-ones-butthole/Sit down, strap in, and get ready, people. This one is a doozy. A new company called Edible Anus (yes... Edible Anus) is here to make your dreams come true. That is if your dreams are eating a chocolate mold of your significant other's butthole.
For the reasonable price of $38.95 (this could have been $3,000 and I might still have considered that reasonable for someone having to be putting chocolate on your asshole), Edible Anus will mail you five boxes of white, milk and dark chocolate anuses.
According to legend, or rather, real life, the company's founder Magnus Irvin (who looks like the mad scientist version of Jim Broadbent) didn't have the easiest time inventing his chocolate assholes. According to Irvin, the first time, "I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into me face."
Well that's a mental image.
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Keeping The Lounge weird (Original Post)
Major Nikon
Apr 2019
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2naSalit
(86,765 posts)1. ...
No words...
underpants
(182,868 posts)2. Do they make a salad?
Asking for a friend.
LuckyCharms
(17,455 posts)3. I thought they were all edible.
Funtatlaguy
(10,885 posts)4. That taint right.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)5. You must POST pictures, or it just doesn't do much
I think the white chocolate is just for those who have bleached their butt.
Docreed2003
(16,869 posts)6. Wow....that's....that's something else!
Lmao
Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)7. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
It's bad enough the graphic that I imagined in my head, but you HAD to go there.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)8. Just imagine if your significant other had hemorrhoids
Oh wait, was I not supposed to go there either?
Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)10. Arrrrrrrggggghhhhh !
Where is the brain bleach ??
Solly Mack
(90,779 posts)9. I don't know what to do with that.
I got nothing.
Baitball Blogger
(46,756 posts)11. Do you have to pay more if there's hemorrhoids?
Seems like you'd have to pay for extra chocolate.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)12. I like the in-shower wine holder, just sayin'.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)13. LOL!
I poured the stuff in me bum and it all ran past me nuts into my face.