Google "Florida man" and your birthday

[Laura PourMeADrink]

Old article but if you want a good laugh this morning.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/amp40729/year-in-florida-man-2015/

Here's a couple:
May 29: 82-Year-Old Florida Man Slashes 88-Year-Old Florida Woman's Tires with an Ice Pick for Taking His Seat at Bingo

April 30: Florida Man High on Meth Jumps on Strangers' Cars, Surfs Them

[zipplewrath]

1. Man tries to pay MacDonalds with bag of weed. nt

[rzemanfl]

2. Mine-

Florida man killed in standoff shot BB gun at deputies.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

3. Florida suspect, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages

October 14

[Laura PourMeADrink]

4. My birthday good day for crazy Oct 14

Man run over by lawn mower while trying to kill son with chainsaw

[happybird]

6. Crazy tractor fun on July 11, too

Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute. According to the report, he was yelling, "Run, fat ass!" while in pursuit.

In an unrelated incident, an armless man stabbed another man with scissors.

Oh, Florida.

[hedda_foil]

5. Naked man on drugs falsely claimed he planted bomb in Daytona Beach airport: Police

May 12, 2018

[flibbitygiblets]

7. Florida man broke into alligator farm, attacked by crocodile, left Croc shoe behind

Sentenced on Nov 5

[ms liberty]

8. Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights, not while driving

June 2nd. This is hilarious.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

11. It's amazing these are real! Only drink at stop light!!!!!!!

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[Beaverhausen]

9. Florida Man's Murder Was Really Elaborate Suicide by Balloon, Police Say

https://fox8.com/2018/07/18/florida-mans-murder-was-really-elaborate-suicide-by-balloon-police-say/

July 18

[Laura PourMeADrink]

13. Wow. That's wild. So he wanted to get someone else

Blamed for murder?

[ProudLib72]

10. I had two for April 28th

Florida man shot at roommate over cat hair on couch https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/-Florida-man-shot-at-roommate-over-cat-hair-on-couch-481137361.html

Police: Man kicked swans in the head at Florida park https://abc13.com/police-man-kicked-swans-in-the-head-at-florida-park/3403580/

[Laura PourMeADrink]

12. OMG laugh out loud funny. Gonna check this every fat

Swan kicker

[Archae]

14. Florida man loses pants during burglary

[IrishEyes]

15. November 9: Florida Man Too Drunk to Be Honored by Mothers Against Drunk Driving

https://www.gq.com/story/florida-cop-too-drunk-to-collect-prize-from-mothers-against-drunk-driving?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

16. Lmao

[Thyla]

17. Oh man, mine is tragic

I don't particularly feel like mentioning it.
It did make global headlines though.

[Texasgal]

18. Squirrel attacks Florida Man "gone nuts"

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article228166959.html

[WeekiWater]

19. Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist

https://abc13.com/florida-man-with-no-arms-charged-with-stabbing-chicago-tourist/3748197/

[akraven]

20. Tried it. Didn't work.

I'd probably still be a 64 year old Alaskan anyway!

[backtoblue]

21. A Florida man thought a neighbor stole his lawn mower, so he set his Corvette on fire

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/Police-A-Florida-man-thought-a-neighbor-stole-his-lawn-mower-so-he-set-his-Corvette-on-fire_165895469%3ftemplate=amp

[liberalhistorian]

22. Florida Man dons Spiderman

Mask during liquor store robbery!

Lol, that's actually not as crazy as some of the others I've seen, or that have been posted here.