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crazytown

(7,277 posts) Mon Mar 11, 2019, 11:27 PM Mar 2019

Science Joke

What do you get when you cross a giraffe with an octopus?

A meeting with the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of your funding.

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Science Joke (Original Post) crazytown Mar 2019 OP

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape? (math joke) Xipe Totec Mar 2019 #1

Tame your hyperbole Sir crazytown Mar 2019 #2

What do you get when you cross a helicopter with an elephant and a rhinocerous? ProudLib72 Mar 2019 #3

Love it crazytown Mar 2019 #4

Here's one I heard on DU last Fall PJMcK Mar 2019 #5

Helium goes into a bar maxrandb Mar 2019 #6

Xipe Totec

(43,890 posts)

1. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape? (math joke)

Reply to crazytown (Original post)

Mon Mar 11, 2019, 11:32 PM

Mar 2019

elephant grape sin(theta)

crazytown

(7,277 posts)

2. Tame your hyperbole Sir

Reply to Xipe Totec (Reply #1)

Mon Mar 11, 2019, 11:43 PM

Mar 2019

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

3. What do you get when you cross a helicopter with an elephant and a rhinocerous?

Reply to crazytown (Original post)

Tue Mar 12, 2019, 12:24 AM

Mar 2019

Hell if I know!

crazytown

(7,277 posts)

4. Love it

Reply to ProudLib72 (Reply #3)

Tue Mar 12, 2019, 12:41 AM

Mar 2019

Thanks

PJMcK

(22,050 posts)

5. Here's one I heard on DU last Fall

Reply to crazytown (Original post)

Tue Mar 12, 2019, 07:57 AM

Mar 2019

It'll take a moment or two to figure out.

16 Sodium atoms go into a bar and they are followed by....

BATMAN!

maxrandb

(15,357 posts)

6. Helium goes into a bar

Reply to crazytown (Original post)

Tue Mar 12, 2019, 08:03 AM

Mar 2019

the bartender says; "we don't serve noble gasses here"

Helium does not react.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a duck?

A: A dead duck with an asshole about 8 inches around

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