How to fix a broken onion, from a male perspective.
Yesterday, when we were unloading groceries, my husband accidentally dropped an onion on the floor and the skin broke open.
He asked me if it would go bad if left like that, and I replied, I’m not sure, but why don’t you put it in a Ziploc bag and put it in the fridge, and I’ll use it next when I need an onion.
So, this morning, I’m going to make ratatouille. I go down to the cellar to get some canned tomatoes, and see this on top of the net bag with the onions in it. I couldn’t stop laughing and just had to post this picture.
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Consider it industrial quality 'Flex Seal'.
one of those intellectuals we keep hearing about!
"...the handyman's secret weapon, duct tape."
"I'm a man, but I can change. If I have to. I guess."
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
Red Green -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
I even packed the family up and traveled to Toronto once to view a live taping. It was tremendous. Red, Harold, Edgar Montrose, the whole group was just amazing. They left us far too soon. 
our vegetable insurance is up to date!
Use duct tape first - if that doesn't fix it, THEN use the WD-40. If nothing else, the WD-40 will take the sticky glue off that the duct tape leaves. 
That's a good one. Never heard it before, and I've been around quite a while. I have nothing against people from Georgia, mind you. 
He knows more about navigation than any navigator!
He didn't know which drawer the ziplock bags were in.
Maybe he wasn't even sure what a ziplock bag is.
But duct tape? No problem!
He’s got lots a them down in his workshop, too!
To quote 'Red Green', a once favorite of mine on PBS and Canadian TV. I used to love that show. It was good, clean, just plain dumb fun.
It should be considered a staple in every Alaskan residence!
