Religious humor

[SHRED]

[Panich52]

1. Priest, rabbi and imam went fishing.

After a while, they ran out of bait. The rabbi stood, stepped out of the boat, tiptoed to shore, returned with bait.

While longer, imam says it's his turn to resupply and he duplicates the rabbi's moves.

When the bait runs out again, the priest says worriedly, "I guess it's my turn." He steps out of the boat and immediately is chest-high in the water.

The rabbi looks at the imam and says, "I guess we should have told him where the stones are."

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

2. This is true, but, if it's your shelves, that dust is you.

So, just draw a smiley face in the dust, and enjoy your day.

Dust shelves? Does that happen?

[Leith]

5. It's not somebody coming to visit?

I got cookies for nuttin'.

[applegrove]

3. I have a plaque on a door handle when you first walk in my house. It says "you

can touch the dust but please don't write in it".

[Different Drummer]

4. As good a reason as any. n/t