Woman's Obituary Jokes About Finally Having 'Smoking Hot Body' Thanks To Cremation

[left-of-center2012]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6679471/Grandma-Sybil-Marie-Hicks-writes-funny-obituary-smoking-hot-body-thanks-cremation.html

Grandmother leaves the internet in stitches after writing her own hilarious obituary.

I leave behind my loving husband, Ron Hicks, whom I often affectionately referred to as a "Horse's Ass"

[MosheFeingold]

1. She strikes me

As an unpleasant person.

[NurseJackie]

2. More loved than this person, I'll bet...

[rurallib]

5. Holidays must have been something in that family

[smirkymonkey]

6. Wow. Harsh.

I guess she was not a very good person, but it seems like her children have some healing to do. My stepmother was horrible and abusive, but I would never attack her publicly after death.

[bif]

3. Nice one!

[ProudLib72]

4. There is a rack of car stickers at the local gas station, and that is one of them

"Cremation is my last chance for a smoking hot body"

[smirkymonkey]

7. I can't decide if she is funny or just bat-shit crazy.

Anyway, she definitely isn't boring.

[left-of-center2012]

8. It's satire

[Iggo]

9. That's how it's done.