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Funtatlaguy

(10,885 posts) Tue Feb 5, 2019, 11:03 AM Feb 2019

What did the horny male Italian lawyer give his girlfriend?

subpoena

* this joke is funnier if you say the answer in an Italian accent.

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What did the horny male Italian lawyer give his girlfriend? (Original Post) Funtatlaguy Feb 2019 OP

Why is it more funny with an Italian accent? Merlot Feb 2019 #1

Say the word subpoena in an Italian accent. Funtatlaguy Feb 2019 #2

What do you call an Italian suppository? TexasBushwhacker Feb 2019 #3

Bravo! What's a broadcaster from Idaho? Funtatlaguy Feb 2019 #4

That's so punny! TexasBushwhacker Feb 2019 #5

Merlot

(9,696 posts)

1. Why is it more funny with an Italian accent?

Reply to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Tue Feb 5, 2019, 11:57 AM

Feb 2019

Why is the lawyer even Itanian?

Italian minds want to know.

Funtatlaguy

(10,885 posts)

2. Say the word subpoena in an Italian accent.

Reply to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Tue Feb 5, 2019, 12:04 PM

Feb 2019

When my Italian grandmother says penis it comes out pena.

TexasBushwhacker

(20,209 posts)

3. What do you call an Italian suppository?

Reply to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Tue Feb 5, 2019, 02:07 PM

Feb 2019

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Innuendo

Funtatlaguy

(10,885 posts)

4. Bravo! What's a broadcaster from Idaho?

Reply to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #3)

Tue Feb 5, 2019, 03:20 PM

Feb 2019

A common tater.

TexasBushwhacker

(20,209 posts)

5. That's so punny!

Reply to Funtatlaguy (Reply #4)

Tue Feb 5, 2019, 04:09 PM

Feb 2019

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