In a real emergency, don't hesitate to call the lutefisk hotline.

[mac56]

[spinbaby]

1. Is that like the poison hotline?

[Wellstone ruled]

2. Ah gees,

Lena you call Olsen's and see what da heck is goin on.

[mac56]

3. Jeepers cripes, a guy could run outta lutefisk.

[Wellstone ruled]

4. You betcha.

By the way,my contact persons name at Olsen Fish was a guy by the name of Ole. Wow,where has the time gone.

[mac56]

5. Ole Olsen, huh?

Uff da, I might just know another fella with that name.

[Wellstone ruled]

7. If you have lived in the Minnesota Wisconsin and Dakota areas.

You would have known someone with that name. Lars and Sven as well as Oscar a few more common surnames.

[mac56]

8. Oh ja, by golly.

I live in Mora, surrounded by Swedes.

[Wellstone ruled]

9. Ah gees,

white flour is the strongest seasoning in your area,don't cha no.

Got relies living on the South side of town.

[mac56]

10. Oh cripes, do ya now?

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. Vell, ve could always go ice fishin'.

Ole, Sven and Lars die in a tragic Lutefisk​canning ​accident. They are met by God on the stairway to heaven.

God says, "There are 3,000 steps to heaven. It's very serious up there. I'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell."

So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, Lars laughs out loud and goes straight to hell. Ole and Sven look at each other nervously.

On the 2,000th step God tells another joke, Sven tries his best but laughs and goes straight to hell.

On the 3,000th step God tells the last and best joke, Ole doesn't laugh and proceeds to the gate.

Suddenly, Ole bursts out laughing hysterically. God asks, "What are you laughing about?".

Ole replies, "Oh dat's funny. I yust got da first yoke!".

A bunch more;

http://www.uffdahhh.com/ole---lena-jokes.html

http://www.keskinen.org/urho/finn-jokes-2.html

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/56875add841abad8235e158b/t/58331499893fc0b69de5a6a4/1479742617945/olelena.pdf

[TexasBushwhacker]

12. My grad school roommate was from Bemidgi, MN

She had plenty of Sven and Ole jokes.

[akraven]

11. LOL! Friends from long ago were from Norway -

we got invited to a party..... I tried it.

Never. Again.

Give me Alaska Smoked Salmon any day (or fresh, for that matter).

But we stayed friends after they laughed at me.