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A GP, a psychiatrist, and a surgeon go duck hunting
They make their way out to the blind and hunker down. Pretty soon, a duck flies overhead.
He flies past the GP, who says "Well, I'm pretty sure that's a duck, but I would want a consult with a specialist first, along with three rounds of imaging, some bloodwork, and..." at which point the duck has flown past him.
He flies past the psychiatrist next, who says "I know that's a duck, but I don't know if it knows it's a duck, also DSM-V changed the diagnostic criteria for..." at which point the duck has flown past him.
He flies past the surgeon.
*BLAM*
"Somebody go see if that was a duck."
