Large quantity of tools for sale! Hardly used.

[LuckyCharms]

I have very large quantity of tools for sale. My total purchase price for these items was $5,000. I am selling the entire lot for only $1,900. I was going to take up DIY as a hobby, but I soon realized that I was nowhere near smart enough to do pretty much anything, nor do I have any idea at all what these tools are or what they do. So my loss is your gain! I will describe the tools by name the best I can.

Qty 1 Swearer
Qty 1 That big fucking metal thing
Qty 1 Big plug-in pissin' me the fuck off
Qty 20 Those fuckers gonna cut me
Qty 1 Keep that big ass blade away from penis no matter what
Qty 15 Fucking things look like they kill ya
Qty 1 Duck iffin' ya see that thing comin' at ya
Qty 500 What the fuck these things for

[spooky3]

1. LOL!

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

2. You've got a "swearer"??? I lost mine in the lake putting the dock in in '56.

Is it on ebay??

[Baitball Blogger]

3. Meanwhile, I learned how to use the Dremel on my own.

Over the holidays. You know how you get an ear worm, singing a tune in your head when you're content and working with your hands. Well, it was the holidays and I kept repeating a lyric that I imagined a Jewish carpenter would sing as he worked in December. Dremel, dremel, dremel...

[Mopar151]

4. I'll give you a great price on a gross of sonsabitches!

Because if you follow Mr. Rateleiff's advice, you'll say Son of a Bitch! a lot!

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

5. +1

Kicks right in there doesn't it?

[Heartstrings]

6. Good ole "Nate Rate".....nt

[Kali]

7. Trade ya for a vintage flip phone.

I already have several swearers, though.

[bluedigger]

8. I don't like to brag, but I'm kind of a pro with all those.

I'd let you in on some of the more advanced ones, but I don't like to give away professional secrets off the job.

[littlemissmartypants]

11. .

[pnwmom]

9. I don't believe that all those things are "hardly used."

Especially that Swearer thing.

No way!

[Historic NY]

10. No Whatchamacallit's or thingimijigs.........

sheesh....

[akraven]

12. Spouse has a little blue tool case, about 6"x3".

I am not sure he uses what's in it, but the case is engraved "whatchamacallit".

This thread has me in stark giggles!