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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts) Wed Jan 2, 2019, 01:46 PM Jan 2019

Just read about an optimist that drowned in a

tub half full!

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Just read about an optimist that drowned in a (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Jan 2019 OP

Maybe he should have been wearing True Dough Jan 2019 #1

Had it been half empty Cartoonist Jan 2019 #2

Yeah but the pessimist is still dirty. marylandblue Jan 2019 #3

Or maybe opted for a shower. dameatball Jan 2019 #4

I questioned my sanity Major Nikon Jan 2019 #5

Was there a half-alive, half-dead cat in the tub with him...? First Speaker Jan 2019 #6

True Dough

(17,305 posts)

1. Maybe he should have been wearing

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Jan 2, 2019, 01:50 PM

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his rose-colored life jacket!

Cartoonist

(7,317 posts)

2. Had it been half empty

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Jan 2, 2019, 01:53 PM

Jan 2019

He would have lived.

marylandblue

(12,344 posts)

3. Yeah but the pessimist is still dirty.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Jan 2, 2019, 02:03 PM

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dameatball

(7,398 posts)

4. Or maybe opted for a shower.

Reply to marylandblue (Reply #3)

Wed Jan 2, 2019, 02:33 PM

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Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

5. I questioned my sanity

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Jan 2, 2019, 08:11 PM

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...and it answered.

First Speaker

(4,858 posts)

6. Was there a half-alive, half-dead cat in the tub with him...?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Jan 2, 2019, 09:28 PM

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