Waffles/bacon/syrup why can't I enjoy this breakfast?

[packman]

:large

[comradebillyboy]

1. You could if it had a couple of over easy eggs on top.

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. Try eating it at The Waffle House and leave the damned cat at home

[Major Nikon]

5. Plus there's nothing quite like watching your short order cook smoking a cigarette

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. LOL....been a while since you've eaten at a Waffle House I take it.

[Major Nikon]

8. Am I missing anything?

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. A good breakfast without a cat staring at you

[Major Nikon]

12. I already get that at home without the ashes

[A HERETIC I AM]

14. That's just crazy talk

[A HERETIC I AM]

15. You know, after further consideration...

I want to suggest you update that calendar you seem to be using.

That somewhat bigoted stereotype you have in your head is solidly 1970’s and it’s now 2019.

Just a thought.

BTW, the reason for the delay in response was I’ve been on the road, eating at Waffle House every chance I got. Nary an ash in sight.

Cheers

[samplegirl]

3. How bout a tiny

bite???? I would cave!

[Ohiogal]

4. Dammit!

I’m trying to stick to a diet here! That looks SO good!

[Harker]

7. Go ahead.

I could provide four reasons to reconsider, though.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. I think the cat would be satisfied with just the bacon,

and would let you eat the rest.

[surrealAmerican]

13. You need a table.

A table will block your view of the cat.




I'd also recommend a fork.