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NNadir

(33,525 posts) Tue Jan 1, 2019, 10:15 PM Jan 2019

A string theorist's husband walks in on his wife in bed with another man.

She yells, "I can explain everything!"

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A string theorist's husband walks in on his wife in bed with another man. (Original Post) NNadir Jan 2019 OP

Hahahahahah..... fNord Jan 2019 #1

I don't get it. Beakybird Jan 2019 #2

Oh, I think I get it. EVERYTHING Beakybird Jan 2019 #3

Don't worry about it. The joke has too many dimensions. NNadir Jan 2019 #5

LOL! That was my first thought NNadir - akraven Jan 2019 #8

I won't tell it, but there's probably... NNadir Jan 2019 #11

But I'll have no evidence... Loki Liesmith Jan 2019 #4

Did you know.... fNord Jan 2019 #6

"May or may not kill a kitten" mitch96 Jan 2019 #7

which one is the string theorist? WhiteTara Jan 2019 #9

The wife as I tell it. I'd like to imagine that the husband in question... NNadir Jan 2019 #10

fNord

(1,756 posts)

1. Hahahahahah.....

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Tue Jan 1, 2019, 10:19 PM

Jan 2019

Thanks....I needed that

Beakybird

(3,333 posts)

2. I don't get it.

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Tue Jan 1, 2019, 10:19 PM

Jan 2019

Maybe because I'm strung out from last night.

Beakybird

(3,333 posts)

3. Oh, I think I get it. EVERYTHING

Reply to Beakybird (Reply #2)

Tue Jan 1, 2019, 10:20 PM

Jan 2019

NNadir

(33,525 posts)

5. Don't worry about it. The joke has too many dimensions.

Reply to Beakybird (Reply #3)

Tue Jan 1, 2019, 10:22 PM

Jan 2019

akraven

(1,975 posts)

8. LOL! That was my first thought NNadir -

Reply to NNadir (Reply #5)

Tue Jan 1, 2019, 11:04 PM

Jan 2019

Just wasn't quick enough to get it in first!

NNadir

(33,525 posts)

11. I won't tell it, but there's probably...

Reply to akraven (Reply #8)

Wed Jan 2, 2019, 01:13 AM

Jan 2019

...a vibrator joke in here somewhere.

Loki Liesmith

(4,602 posts)

4. But I'll have no evidence...

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Tue Jan 1, 2019, 10:22 PM

Jan 2019

fNord

(1,756 posts)

6. Did you know....

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Tue Jan 1, 2019, 10:24 PM

Jan 2019

Masterbating to a picture of Erwin Schrödinger May or may not kill a kitten

mitch96

(13,912 posts)

7. "May or may not kill a kitten"

Reply to fNord (Reply #6)

Tue Jan 1, 2019, 10:52 PM

Jan 2019

Is that with the lid open or closed?
m

WhiteTara

(29,718 posts)

9. which one is the string theorist?

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Tue Jan 1, 2019, 11:59 PM

Jan 2019

But very good joke.

NNadir

(33,525 posts)

10. The wife as I tell it. I'd like to imagine that the husband in question...

Reply to WhiteTara (Reply #9)

Wed Jan 2, 2019, 01:13 AM

Jan 2019

...is has an MBA in Finance with an undergraduate history degree and a minor in theater, which explains why his string theorist wife is in bed with some other man, hopefully an astrophysicist.

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