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TEB

(12,880 posts) Sun Dec 16, 2018, 11:40 AM Dec 2018

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Lunch with Santa at vfw I find humor

Last edited Sun Dec 16, 2018, 12:11 PM - Edit history (1)

Mrs Claus is taking forever to straighten her hair, we have to be there by noon 12 pm u til 2 pm or whenever the last child tells Santa their Christmas desires, boys look great as elves I made em shave I mean come on peach fuzz and whiskers at 14 elves don’t have beards. Now I find out we have stop and get gas for the hybrid sleigh geez, cool thing is it’s for the little kids lunch with Santa and since Santa quit drinking I don’t have a hangover like I did last year. boys telling Santa I need some more pillows as stuffing I said bring em I’ll put them in at parking lot.

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Lunch with Santa at vfw I find humor (Original Post) TEB Dec 2018 OP

What a fun way to spend the afternoon. Phoenix61 Dec 2018 #1

Just tell those elves that you don't need more pillows... SeattleVet Dec 2018 #2

Phoenix61

(17,019 posts)

1. What a fun way to spend the afternoon.

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Sun Dec 16, 2018, 12:21 PM

Dec 2018

It's great it's a family affair.

SeattleVet

(5,479 posts)

2. Just tell those elves that you don't need more pillows...

Reply to TEB (Original post)

Sun Dec 16, 2018, 03:21 PM

Dec 2018

Last edited Sun Dec 16, 2018, 04:17 PM - Edit history (1)

you just need more cheeseburgers and pizza!

(Have a great time! Good way to spend the day.)

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