Rubber testicles may be the best Xmas gift you could give to the men in your life.

[Kaleva]

"There’s this thing you can get — you know when you order, like, heart models or organ models? There’s one you can get of testicles and it just sits in the palm of your hand. It’s for men and they massage this model so they can tell if they’ve got you know, test — I can’t pronounce it, testicular cancer or something like that. It’s a good go-to gift that I’ve gotten people before. It costs like $110, $120 and it comes in a beautiful box and it’s just a set of balls. It’s a really good present to give guys. I think it’s a fantastic present. That’s gonna be back on my number-one list to give men in my life."

https://www.thecut.com/2014/12/best-christmas-present-for-men-you-know.html

[Submariner]

1. Get yer guy some Trump truck nuts

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

2. How does rubbing fake balls help the guy determine he has testicular cancer?!

Does it come with fake lumps? Why wouldn't you just rub your own balls? Would seem to be a more effective check... and a helluva lot cheaper.

Or, is this meant to be a gag gift? Can't tell.

[CTyankee]

3. Oh, dear god. No. Just no.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Does Congress qualify for bulk discounts?

n/t

[MuseRider]

5. I am afraid that would go over

in my family as well as my stocking stuffer for my boys when they were in High School of a nice tin full of condoms. I do not to this day understand why they were so upset! I was just trying to be a good mom just in case......

I think your idea is a good idea but a little pricey for just anyone and maybe a little too personal? Still, I think it is great! There should be a set of boobs for women.

[stopbush]

6. OR, you can see your doctor and have a check up. Costs next to nothing.

Certainly not $110.

[Kaleva]

8. One can fondle the rubber balls in places like the Olive Garden.

[retread]

7. Goodnes Gracious!!