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NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)
Wed Oct 31, 2018, 07:31 PM Oct 2018

Zombies have invaded my neighborhood!!!

They're clamoring up my driveway to the front door I'm able to club them just as they're about to knock.

I've killed a dozen so far and dragged their warm bodies out behind my tool shed.

Wait, aren't zombies supposed to be cold and dead?

Aw shit man. I think I've messed up. Gotta run for Mexico

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Zombies have invaded my neighborhood!!! (Original Post) NightWatcher Oct 2018 OP
If you are Steve Bannon there is no way you got more than 38 visitors. Fake news. dameatball Oct 2018 #1
Actually only about 8 so far. Bought candy from Costco NightWatcher Oct 2018 #2

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)
2. Actually only about 8 so far. Bought candy from Costco
Wed Oct 31, 2018, 07:43 PM
Oct 2018

and it looks like I'll be set for a year here.

It's so damned hot inside this panda mask

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