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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI didn't poop yesterday, so I had to take a day off from work today.
Just called the boss...
I'm not coming in today.
Why?
I'm pooping today.
What do you mean?
I didn't poop yesterday, so I'll be pooping today. I'm calling you from the bathroom.
How long will that take?
8 or 9 hours.
Why so freakin' long?
Because I didn't poop yesterday.
Can't you work from the bathroom?
No, I'm reading stuff.
OK, you'll be in tomorrow, right?
Maybe, if I'm done pooping.
OK, see you soon then.
Time and a half for pooping, right?
Uh...
Great, see you when I decide to come in. Bye.
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I didn't poop yesterday, so I had to take a day off from work today. (Original Post)
LuckyCharms
Oct 2018
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N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,727 posts)1. Just hope the job doesn't go down the toilet
justhanginon
(3,290 posts)2. I hope you are flush with success today.
Ohiogal
(32,000 posts)3. Here's hoping
everything moves smoothly for you today.
lordsummerisle
(4,651 posts)4. Glad to see you finally give a sh*t n/t