It's o.k. not to be all Martha STEWART about guac. & do the potato chips!1

[UTUSN]

Kid/me once complained that the avocado was too hard. Mother said, like I was spoiled or something, "Well, cut it and CHEW it!1" A real Queen of the Night (see below)!1

So, ya don't have to go all guacamole and mash things up and add ingredients. Just cut up the avocado into chunks and cut up the salad tomato into chunks. And (heresy of heresies) munch it down with potato chips. And SALT.

You're welcome, Lounge!1

Here's what my Mother sounded like when she was irritated:

[OhNo-Really]

1. thinly sliced jicama is a great chip stand in, my new crunch fav for dips.