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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMy first patient up for the morning: the schedule says 'Swallon Leg'.
I don't know what that is, but it sounds pretty serious...
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My first patient up for the morning: the schedule says 'Swallon Leg'. (Original Post)
Aristus
Oct 2018
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targetpractice
(4,919 posts)1. Heimlich maneuver?
Glad to be of assistance.
COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)2. It seems your patient is suffering from having
a swallow on his/her leg. Pretty painful, I'm told.
Aristus
(66,462 posts)3. Well, I've mastered the art of waving birds away with a hearty "Git, git!"
COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)4. In that case I think it's safe to say that
your patient is well on his/her way to a complete recovery.
Aristus
(66,462 posts)6. I've got the magic touch.
hlthe2b
(102,360 posts)5. Better than "ADR" (ain't doin right)
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)8. A cold compress should reduce the Swallon.
Perhaps the ... ... individual who schedules your patients needs to slow down or learn how to spell.
Aristus
(66,462 posts)9. I think they just had a vowel movement.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)10. I've heard tell that can be painful ...
if done incorrectly.
Aristus
(66,462 posts)11. Not as bad as consonantation.