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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts) Sat Oct 13, 2018, 02:57 PM Oct 2018

And now, time for an episode of "People who hate Halloween."

I'd rather hang out with the monsters, ghosts and creepies than these assholes.

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And now, time for an episode of "People who hate Halloween." (Original Post) MrScorpio Oct 2018 OP

Halloween is MontanaMama Oct 2018 #1

Jesusween? frogmarch Oct 2018 #2

Never liked Halloween Sherman A1 Oct 2018 #3

yes. hallowmeh. pansypoo53219 Oct 2018 #8

Halloween, best of the best! n/t RKP5637 Oct 2018 #4

The English (featuring a young "Dr. House"): sl8 Oct 2018 #5

Now THAT is the proper way to handle trick or treaters! smirkymonkey Oct 2018 #14

From Australia: sl8 Oct 2018 #6

Haha, how Australian. Thyla Oct 2018 #13

I remember taking my kids to a house where murielm99 Oct 2018 #7

this one..... IcyPeas Oct 2018 #9

Devil's Holiday ? No way ! The dude puts in serious overtime that night ! eppur_se_muova Oct 2018 #10

Jesusween rurallib Oct 2018 #11

What about Neewollah? Sentath Oct 2018 #12

This message was self-deleted by its author geralmar Oct 2018 #15

I had an experience with a funnymentalist who hates Hallowen today. Wolf Frankula Oct 2018 #16

MontanaMama

(23,337 posts)

1. Halloween is

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Oct 13, 2018, 03:06 PM

Oct 2018

the most wonderful time of the year! To me anyway. Bring on the goblins!!

frogmarch

(12,160 posts)

2. Jesusween?

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Sat Oct 13, 2018, 03:10 PM

Oct 2018

If anything, it should be Jesuseen or Jesuse'en, you stupid fux.

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

3. Never liked Halloween

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Sat Oct 13, 2018, 03:12 PM

Oct 2018

just found it to be very boring and not at all of interest.

pansypoo53219

(20,999 posts)

8. yes. hallowmeh.

Reply to Sherman A1 (Reply #3)

Sat Oct 13, 2018, 07:06 PM

Oct 2018

RKP5637

(67,112 posts)

4. Halloween, best of the best! n/t

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Sat Oct 13, 2018, 03:21 PM

Oct 2018

sl8

(13,901 posts)

5. The English (featuring a young "Dr. House"):

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Sat Oct 13, 2018, 03:23 PM

Oct 2018

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Hallowe'en Advice - How to Deal with Trick or Treaters - A Bit of Fry & Laurie - BBC comedy

BBC Studios

Published on Oct 24, 2008
Ever wondered how to react when a group of children arrive on your doorstep dressed in ghoulish clothes? Never fear, Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie are on hand to provide some great advice for you in this funny video from BBC sketch show classic 'A Bit of Fry & Laurie'.

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

14. Now THAT is the proper way to handle trick or treaters!

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Sun Oct 14, 2018, 11:01 AM

Oct 2018

sl8

(13,901 posts)

6. From Australia:

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Sat Oct 13, 2018, 03:27 PM

Oct 2018

Thyla

(791 posts)

13. Haha, how Australian.

Reply to sl8 (Reply #6)

Sun Oct 14, 2018, 03:11 AM

Oct 2018

I couldn't agree more if I'm honest, it's never been part of our culture and frankly if I didn't get free candy as a kid I'll be damned if I'm handing it out to today's lot.

To be fair I am a miserable bastard though.

I'm lucky they don't do it really in Spain either.

murielm99

(30,765 posts)

7. I remember taking my kids to a house where

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Sat Oct 13, 2018, 04:26 PM

Oct 2018

the inhabitants were handing out Christian tracts. How dreadful and tasteless.

IcyPeas

(21,910 posts)

9. this one.....

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Sat Oct 13, 2018, 07:21 PM

Oct 2018

eppur_se_muova

(36,299 posts)

10. Devil's Holiday ? No way ! The dude puts in serious overtime that night !

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Sat Oct 13, 2018, 07:43 PM

Oct 2018

Easter is his vacation day. He and JC have, like, an understanding. Don't spoil my big night and I won't spoil your big day.

rurallib

(62,451 posts)

11. Jesusween

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Sat Oct 13, 2018, 09:18 PM

Oct 2018

be sure to wear your crosses with the guy having on it. That is a sign of goodness!

Sentath

(2,243 posts)

12. What about Neewollah?

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Sun Oct 14, 2018, 02:00 AM

Oct 2018

No, really: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neewollah

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Wolf Frankula

(3,602 posts)

16. I had an experience with a funnymentalist who hates Hallowen today.

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sun Oct 14, 2018, 06:36 PM

Oct 2018

I quoted the Spanish Inquisition's position on witches.

"There are NO Witches.

If anyone says they are a witch, they are deluded.

If anyone says someone else is a witch, they are a liar and shall be punished by the law.

There are NO witches, and we'll burn anybody at the stake who says there is."

They ran away.

I quoted an ancestor. "The superstitions of country people are no threat to the church."

Wolf

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