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Aristus

(66,380 posts) Fri Oct 12, 2018, 06:39 PM Oct 2018

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Never a dull moment in community health care...

The police just broke up a knife fight in our parking lot.

One of the combatants had warrants out for his arrest.

And his "girlfriend" is a registered missing person.

The other combatant found out he was going to the pokey again, and got a nasty case of incarceritis; a pseudo-seizure that would have won an Oscar if it had been in the movies.

Comng up on the weekend...

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Never a dull moment in community health care... (Original Post) Aristus Oct 2018 OP

Keep on, please!!!! Mopar151 Oct 2018 #1

Do you take the moon phases seriously? Cirque du So-What Oct 2018 #2

It's true... sorcrow Oct 2018 #3

Not to quibble... Cirque du So-What Oct 2018 #4

Mopar151

(9,983 posts)

1. Keep on, please!!!!

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Fri Oct 12, 2018, 06:43 PM

Oct 2018

Cirque du So-What

(25,939 posts)

2. Do you take the moon phases seriously?

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Fri Oct 12, 2018, 06:46 PM

Oct 2018

I've known health care professionals who saw a correlation between crimes / illnesses and the phase of the moon.

sorcrow

(418 posts)

3. It's true...

Reply to Cirque du So-What (Reply #2)

Sat Oct 13, 2018, 12:17 AM

Oct 2018

Every heart attack occurs within two weeks of a full moon.

Regards,
Crow

Cirque du So-What

(25,939 posts)

4. Not to quibble...

Reply to sorcrow (Reply #3)

Sat Oct 13, 2018, 12:33 AM

Oct 2018

but every fucking thing occurs within two weeks of a full moon.

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