How to make the Number One Halloween Costume this year

[jmowreader]

You will need:

One beer hat
One judge's robe
One wooden hammer - a meat tenderizer will do great
One bottle opener on a neck chain

Put on robe and beer hat. Put the bottle opener around your neck. Hold the hammer in your right hand. Presto: You're Judge Kavanaugh!

[htuttle]

1. This might be another popular one

Probably works best if you're not over 5 feet tall, though.

[democratisphere]

2. Don't forget the gallon of water and tears.

[rurallib]

3. clothing optional underneath?

[BigmanPigman]

4. Two days ago I saw a bag of red Solo drinking cups and two

ping pong balls in the discount bin at my supermarket and thought that would be a good accessory for a Kavanaugh costume. I even put it in my basket, then I had second thoughts and put it back. I can't laugh or joke about this atrocity yet, and probably never will be able to.