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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsTexas stores looted of BBQ sauce, briskets
PANIC set in after Ted Cruz prophetically warned about the dire consequences of electing a Democrat in Texas. Stores reported empty shelves of Sweet Baby Ray and historical runs on briskets and pork shoulders.
Appearing at a packed campaign event at Schobels Restaurant in Columbus, 90 miles southeast of Austin, on Saturday, Cruz said, When I got here someone told me that even PETA was protesting and giving out barbecued tofu, so I got to say, they summed up the entire election: If Texas elects a Democrat, theyre going to ban barbecue across the state of Texas.
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Texas stores looted of BBQ sauce, briskets (Original Post)
packman
Sep 2018
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In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)1. Oh for fux sake
CentralMass
(15,265 posts)2. You cant fix "stoopid"
tymorial
(3,433 posts)3. Because there is no bbq in any blue state
Hilarious
Trailrider1951
(3,414 posts)4. Barbecued tofu is pretty damn good
You should be so likable, Ted.