If you are getting chastised for a mistake you made, NEVER apologize.

[LuckyCharms]

Instead, use one of the following responses.

1) It wasn't me.

2) Calm down. It will buff right out.

To you youngsters out there...follow this advice, and you will go very far in life.

[sprinkleeninow]

1. "We're covered for water damage, right?" 🤔

[marylandblue]

2. You'll go even farther if you say, "but her emails"

[SkatmanRoth]

3. B S

[Yavin4]

4. "Fake news. Sad" n/t

[Wounded Bear]

5. It wasn't my fault...

[Major Nikon]

6. I didn't do it, and even if I did I was drunk