Wednesday Morning Slap-O-Rama! Who Would You Like To Smack The Sh!t Out Of Today?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

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[ADX]

1. Kelli Ward...

...even though she got her ass handed to her yesterday, I'd still like to smack the ever-lovin' shit out of her.

Figuratively, of course...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. Of course! 😏

[dameatball]

3. I would need another 364 days to do this right.

[Phentex]

4. The people in my life right now who procrastinated like crazy last week...

even though I strongly suggested that they do as much as possible to make this week easier for themselves. I got my stuff done and I AM NOT THE LITTLE RED HEN!!! So today they are working like mad and realizing they will not be done by the deadline (tonight) and I'm not breaking my neck to bail them out.

I'm a team player. When there actually IS a team. Otherwise, I'm doing my part and you'll look like an idiot.

Vent over. I slapped two people.

[spicysista]

5. I'm actually happy that he revealed himself....

Randomly, I'd like to do the following to anyone that "just could not possibly vote for HRC" because....reasons? Or anyone that spouted that "lesser of two evils" crap...



R.I.P. Charlie Murphy

[Runningdawg]

6. OK politician who won GOP nomination to run my state

Kevin Stitt. Runs on a platform of carrying the torch for Trump and liberating Christians from oppression.

[smirkymonkey]

7. DeSantis aaaaaand

pretty much everyone else in the Republican party. Smacking seems a little too gentle, however.

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[trueblue2007]

8. Slap trump TODAY & EVERY DAY

[Marie Marie]

11. Ditto that. No one more deserving in my book.

[Hotler]

9. Sean Hanity just because....

I've wanted to do it for a long time. He is one on a long list I have.

[rurallib]

10. Bruce Rauner, gov of Illinois and Kim Reynolds, gov of Iowa

we live near Illinois and get their ads. I am so sick of hearing the Rauner lies.

And Kimmy just gave a big raise to the private organizations that are running Iowa's Medicaid system. They have ruined Iowa's Medicaid and people are dying and hospitals closing because of it.

[Solly Mack]

12. I can't smack just one.

[lastlib]

13. Devin Nunes would, of course, be on my slap list--

almost daily.