In 20-30 years, humans will evolve to have pouches...

[LuckyCharms]

like kangaroos.

So we can carry all of the shit we don't actually need around. Phone, wallet, tablet, fit bit, water bottle, protein snacks, survival knife, first aid kit, notebook, pen, compass, lip balm, sunscreen, flashlight, multi-tool, paracord, emergency matches, etc.

Just jam all of that shit in your pouch and walk around like a stuffed goober.

"Mom, I'm going across the street. Be back in an hour"

DID YOU STUFF YOUR POUCH YOUNG MAN????

[leftieNanner]

1. LOL

Thank you!! I needed a laugh.

[LuckyCharms]

2. .

[leftieNanner]

5. Does this mean that I won't have to

carry my husband's crap in my purse any more?

[LuckyCharms]

8. Tell him to carry his own crap!!

[Flaleftist]

3. Why wait?

Design the "Kangaroo pouch shirt" and get the informationals started.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

4. Sooner than that...

I have taken to stapling my excess nut package into a pseudo pouch.
Stretch nut sack up to stomach and secure it there. Place valuables inside your new pouch.

I’m old and it just gets larger. Gotta do something with it. Google it.

[leftieNanner]

6. ouch

nt

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

7. No really does not hurt much...

At least that’s what my mistress says.

[LuckyCharms]

9. I do the same thing, but that's where I carry my thermos bottle.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

11. Keep it cold...that works well.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

10. Will police have to get a warrant to search it?

........ .......

[Flaleftist]

15. No, and don't count on the TSA being respectful of your pouch either.

[NRaleighLiberal]

12. perhaps - more likely we will evolve to have built in smart phone appendages

as in the actual phone...

[Doreen]

13. Will it stretch enough for those ladies who like to pack around

the kitchen sink along with all of the mentioned items?

[Kajun Gal]

14. I think there's a jacket/vest for that. As Seen On TV thing.

[Solly Mack]

16. Awesome! And handy.