The past 48 hours have taught me my purposes in life.

[LuckyCharms]

My purposes in life are to sleep, and to poop.

[TexasBushwhacker]

1. Are you a baby? N/t

[LuckyCharms]

2. Hardly. Babies can't type.

[zanana1]

3. If you had said eat, sleep and poop...

you'd be a cat.

[rurallib]

4. being online must be in there someplace

I mean - dude you're online here

[Solly Mack]

5. Few things beat a satisfying poop.

[Stuart G]

6. Being able to pee is also a good thing.

I had a condition once, where I couldn't do that simple activity. Well......the doctors and the nurses where I was, put something in me to keep the show going. [yes I am a man] Well, I might add without too many details, that was not pleasant, that is putting that thing in me to keep the show going yes, I was awake.....Therefore, please add peeing to your list of activities that are on your list. That is also something to do.

.................... Thank you for reading this....

[Solly Mack]

7. True. Peeing is a good thing.

[True Dough]

8. Do you

do both simultaneously?

[IrishEyes]

9. You finally realized that you are a cat?

Congratulations!

[Flaleftist]

10. There's so much more to life, Lucky.

Don't forget about eating and drinking.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. Mine is to serve as an example to others...

[retread]

12. I'm seeing a trend with you. Didn't you have an anal bleach thread earlier??