Your day can only get better after ---

[packman]

A bird flies into an open window in your office, shits on your keyboard and then dies






But, then again, I've had worse

[fleur-de-lisa]

1. My boss comes into my office, shits all over my work, AND DOESN'T DIE.

I'll take the dead bird, thank you.

[nykym]

5. We call that

Seagull Management.

[fleur-de-lisa]

7. I call it Wednesday.

[DonaldsRump]

2. More believable than the dog ate my homework!

Tea and sympathies, but LOL!

[hlthe2b]

3. aww, poor little bird...

Off to a better realm for you, little one...

[ADX]

4. In superstitious circles/old wives tales, this scenario is generally considered a bad omen...

...so be careful and good luck!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

6. It must have been chasing the mouse.

Seriously, though, that is nasty.

[fleur-de-lisa]

8. Did this happen to you, Packman, or someone else?

All kidding aside, that would freak me out.

[IrishEyes]

9. I had a tough day at work one day so I decided to splurge and buy takeout on my way home.

While standing in one of the lines to get my food, a man suddenly throws up on my shoes.

[surrealAmerican]

10. Was that the bluebird of happiness?

[lame54]

11. The Bluebird of Crappyness