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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhen a cop asks me "Do you know why I pulled you over"
I always answer "Yes I do, but I'm not going to tell you".
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When a cop asks me "Do you know why I pulled you over" (Original Post)
LuckyCharms
Aug 2018
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(52,256 posts)1. I usually say "you forgot already??"
CanonRay
(14,104 posts)3. I say I have no idea.
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)4. My answer is a simple no, officer.
That usually disarms them.
Next reply is: You were going 40 mph on a 25 mph school zone.
My reply: Not according to the instruments on my dash.
From there it devolves to hems and haws, a warning and then walk away.
donkeypoofed
(2,187 posts)5. I always say, "don't YOU know?"
But I always.get.the ticket so you should probably just read the post above mine and hopefully get out of a.ticket.
TlalocW
(15,384 posts)6. "Because you wanted my autograph."
*Hands cop 8 by 10 glossy of me with autograph on it*
I should really do that...
TlalocW
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)7. "Because you're lonely and need a hug?"
Kali
(55,014 posts)8. I laugh and say "I learned a long time ago not to answer that question."
Ratted myself out on a taillight or something, I forget now but I still use the line. Helped break the ice recently when I got flagged for rolling through a parking lot to street stop sign. Right in front of him. Oops.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,371 posts)9. As Sarah Silverman said;
"Because you got all C's in high school?"