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Back-to-school joke
A principal is making his rounds of the school... when he hears a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushes in and spots one male, taller than the others, and bright red in the face. He's throwing a tantrum, threatening the rest, and making the loudest noise.
The principal seizes him by the collar, drags him to the hall, and tells him to wait there until he is excused. Returning to the classroom, the principal restores order and lectures the class for half an hour about the importance of good behavior.
"Now," he asks when he's finished, "are there any questions?"
One girl stands up timidly. "Please sir," she asks, "may we have our teacher back?"
