I never knew you could get laid at the grocery store
I was propositioned and I’m a victim. Is the defense of a friend of my wife’s her husband , mister met a woman grocery shopping and I guess for the last couple of months they were hot and heavy. So yesterday my wife said we need some Greek pasta salad from the deli. Here I thought it was Italian pasta salad but what do I know I’m polish Ukrainian second generation of immigrants. So I was going to shower and shave off two weeks of beard I keep the goatee.
So after triple s express my wife says you smell good aftershave, and you look good after you shave the gray away. So it hit me I said hey I hope I get propositioned at the store I said so at the store don’t ruin my chances lady. So we head out my wife the chocolate land shark and man head to get groceries. My wife heads to deli I head to get milk vegetables I’m trying to put out vibes give it all I got from my 6 ft 145 pounds I’m available to be propositioned.
And you know what it did not work nothing I headed to the deli to meet my wife. So she asked if I got lucky I said nope total bust. I asked how about you she said nothing she then added she is not looking because she is married. Thirty two years to a big kid weirdo. I said he sounds like a great guy she added he has his moments then she said we need diapers and baby wipes for our one grandson.
And then we’re walking out of the store. And my chocolate lab stable genius is barking his head off. His big head is out the window having a mouth battle with a yellow lab. Who also has head out the window.
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I got really embarrassed and started blushing. I thanked her and said "you are the first person ever to compliment me on my junk".
She said "Oh, I was talking about your gut."
