Why is it when I talk dirty to a woman it's harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to me it's

[Floyd R. Turbo]

$4.99 a minute?

[True Dough]

1. Geez, you'd think

after so many years as a loyal customer, they'd at least give you a discount rate, Floyd!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. You'd think!

[lapucelle]

2. Could it be an evolutionary advantage

we have over the "weaker" sex?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. Unfair advantage! 😢

[lapucelle]

3. You should have added this to your OP...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. Ba dum tsssssshhhhh! 🥁

[vlyons]

4. Why do you want to talk dirty to anyone?

Is it so difficult to be a better person than that?

[lapucelle]

5. I think the post is meant to be humorous.

And it is.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. Oh well!

[sl8]

6. Perhaps it's time to broaden your horizons

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. She was wonderful!

[lapucelle]

9. A few weeks ago, I read a letter to married parishioners in my church bulletin

that contained a jarring reminder:

"Sex is sacred, not a cheap way of having fun like they show in the movies."

I thought the monsignor was wrong, but based on the pricing you noted, he may be right about the "not cheap" part.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. 😏

[jberryhill]

16. Hell, with what they are charging for movies these days...

I wouldn’t call that cheap.

I mean, sex is still cheaper than a lot of other things, if you add it all up.

[lapucelle]

17. My husband's reaction to the letter...

"Don't knock my hobbies."

[Doodley]

11. It's the way you tell'em! Hilarious!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. :

[underpants]

18. and why is it always "Peggy"?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

19. Peggy is hot!

[lapucelle]

20. I have it on good authority that Peggy is not always hot.

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