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Hi friends! From time to time my dear friend (an older woman) sends me her forwarded emails just like you get from your mom or your grandma. Once in awhile her jokes are good enough to share with you.
I haven't posted anything for a couple of months, but today I got some pretty good ones:
Happy Friday everyone! Have a great weekend!
Ohiogal
(32,006 posts)Always need a laugh!
Sanity Claws
(21,849 posts)Yes, they were worth sending and posting.
niyad
(113,340 posts)lunasun
(21,646 posts)KT2000
(20,583 posts)and various aches and pains, my friends and I use a shorthand - OLS! Old lady shit.
Thanks for these good laughs.
Lonestarblue
(10,011 posts)We suffer from CRScant remember shit.
KT2000
(20,583 posts)we have hilarious conversations - remember that movie that had that really cute guy - you know, he has blond hair.
Cheviteau
(383 posts)Can't Remember A F...ing Thing.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,733 posts)nocoincidences
(2,220 posts)You chose well!!
Now,
more. Please.
underpants
(182,829 posts)Great ones!
Fritz Walter
(4,291 posts)And thank you for the laughs!
murielm99
(30,745 posts)It could become a regular feature.
Thanks.
Laf.La.Dem.
(2,943 posts)spicysista
(1,663 posts)These were meant to be shared. I'm passing all of them to my mom and grandmother. They need a good laugh, right now. Thank you, FakeNoose.
Here's one for you:
ChiTownDenny
(747 posts)Thanks for posting.
sprinkleeninow
(20,250 posts)gademocrat7
(10,659 posts)Thanks for sharing.
Soxfan58
(3,479 posts)Hekate
(90,714 posts)mfcorey1
(11,001 posts)Kind of Blue
(8,709 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Raven123
(4,849 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)used to send me things like this all the time until he passed away last Thanksgiving. A lot of them were corny, but also cute and funny. I miss him and how he made me smile with his silly jokes.
cp
(6,636 posts)Very funny!
Leghorn21
(13,524 posts)Thanks for the effort you took to post all these!!
red dog 1
(27,817 posts)Hilarious!
FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)LakeArenal
(28,820 posts)I wonder where I put my keys
I wonder why I came in the kitchen
I wonder where my tri-focals are.
I wonder if its Tuesday
montana_hazeleyes
(3,424 posts)Then I have to walk back out and go back in to (sometimes) remember.
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)burrowowl
(17,641 posts)Fla Dem
(23,690 posts)DashOneBravo
(2,679 posts)There are too many to decide
Nitram
(22,822 posts)mysteryowl
(7,390 posts)I especially liked, 'son and dad' and 'telling twins apart'. Both are really creative.
Thanks for the fun.
2naSalit
(86,646 posts)I had to be able to open my eyes and breathe after each one! Those are funny!
lillypaddle
(9,580 posts)Thanks for sharing!
dottie66
(59 posts)3catwoman3
(24,007 posts)The kitten clinging upside down really made me giggle. We cannot keep toilet paper on the holders because one of our 3 cats has a master's degree in TP shredding.
Also loved the caber toss pic, and the squirrel inside the bird feeder.
zanana1
(6,122 posts)The one who gets "poked" at weddings! I thought that was hilarious. (And I'm old).