Men, don't leave a mess while urinating as a guest in someone's home.

[LuckyCharms]

Use this position to avoid dribbling on the rim.

[democratisphere]

1. Looks difficult if you have a sciatic nerve problem.

[LuckyCharms]

6. This is why you never...

should go to someone's home without first taking some pain pills.

[Lochloosa]

2. But what about....you know, number 2....

[LuckyCharms]

4. Stand naked, with the FRONT of your legs against...

the front of the toilet. In other words, you are facing the toilet with your shins touching the toilet bowl. Take a deep breath and hold it, while thrusting your hips toward the toilet. This will cause your ass cheeks to squeeze together. Then, poop.

[Lochloosa]

25. Didn't work. My wife is still pissed.

[brush]

26. Hahahahahahahaha!

[sl8]

23. Sit facing the shelf with your comic book and chocolate milk.

[Kahuna7]

29. Thanks for the laugh. nt

[LuckyCharms]

37. LMAO

[SkyDancer]

3. It's 430am and I just spit my coffee out

[LuckyCharms]

5. LOL

[Xipe Totec]

7. I'm more of a Rodin kind of guy, but with a twist

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

8. I always go outside and piss on their garden.

I won't tell you where I go for bowel movements.

[2naSalit]

9. I hesitated to comment

but you've made it to the homepage!! With 8 comments!

[rusty quoin]

10. I'd be afraid my big old dick would get lost in the plumbing...or at least touch the water.

[brush]

27. That reminds me of the old joke of two guys at urinals and one says...

"That water's cold."

The other one says: "Yeah, and it's deep too."

[LittleGirl]

11. sit down like all proper

European men!

[Victor_c3]

12. No sitzpinkler!

If only we could stand up and poop like men...

https://m.

[Duppers]

17. OMG!! That...that video. 😂

And OMG!! I just now looked up that word!! And found...
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30937492

Seriously?!! I thought Germans had a rep for being "clean."

[LittleGirl]

19. They do! Germans have the cleanest country

along with the Swiss. (I know, I live in Switzerland right now).

That video is disgusting. It's not even funny and kinda turned my stomach. ick.

[Duppers]

21. Yup, but that video makes the point,

does it not?

[Duppers]

14. What do most men have against that?

It's a rule in my house.

My motivation? A history of an abusive and hygienically nasty father and my need to never be reminded of him. Don't urinate on a commode seat or in the floor in my home. Won't accept it from my sweet critters, why accept it from a male human?

[LittleGirl]

18. thank you!

My spouse is from the UK. He was taught to sit and I appreciate that so much.

[Duppers]

20. You're most welcome.

DH and I spent 3 yrs in Cambridge.

Cheers!

[keithbvadu2]

13. Follow instructions

[left-of-center2012]

15. Pee like Superman ?

[braddy]

16. Just install urinals as Cornell U. recommended 50 years ago, it is better for the environment, can

be water less, and is needed for modernity.

[NightWatcher]

22. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.

My grandmother would embroider anything anytime anywhere.

This was in her old bathroom.

[Danascot]

24. In his later years

my M-I-L's husband had dementia, severe Parkinsons and refused to sit.

[Solly Mack]

28. So he likes to play Superman on the john. Big deal.

[LuckyCharms]

32. Solly, I think we all like to play superman on the John.

Know what I mean?

[Solly Mack]

33. Not me. I'm Wonder Woman!

[LuckyCharms]

34. Oh Jeez, LOL. So sorry!

[Solly Mack]

35. How could you know? My toilet is invisible.

[Kaleva]

30. Just piss in the sink

[LuckyCharms]

31. Easy for you to say.

I can't reach it without standing on a few books.

[Kaleva]

36. Use the drinking cup or toothbrush cup

[LuckyCharms]

38. To stand on?

[Kaleva]

39. What is bound to happen if your companion flushes the loo while u are in this position?

[LuckyCharms]

40. There's going to be a bad argument.

[In_The_Wind]

41. Just: sit-to-pee.

no splash

[True Dough]

42. Here's a variation for the public washroom

I'd advise that you wear a rubber glove on the hand touching the floor though!

[sl8]

43. This method is fine to use at home, though, right?

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