Got a letter from our family cemetery advising that their burial cost has gone up due to a

[Floyd R. Turbo]

“cost of living increase”!

[CrispyQ]

1. That made me lol.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. Thanks!

[Glamrock]

2. Brother Floyd,

you n Lucky never fail to give me the giggles. And in times like this? Brother, I can't thank you enough.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. My pleasure!

[CincyDem]

3. Well...ya know it's a game of supply and demand. At the cemetery...

...people are just dying to get in.




I know - bad dad joke but what can I say.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. Ba dum tssssshhhh! 🥁

[donkeypoofed]

4. Thanks, Floyd!!!!

I needed a good giggle.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. You are welcome!

[Ohiogal]

9. That's hilarious!

I guess everyone's dyin' to get in the place!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. Ba dum tsssssshhhhhh! 🥁

[edbermac]

11. Reminds me a nice play on words.

Back in the early 90’s I was in England and had a tour of the Tower of London. The guide was explaining how the condemned were brought there and beheaded. They would give the executioner a gold coin to make sure that he did the job quickly and painlessly.

The guide explained “It was a form of medieval tipping, but nowadays they might call it....severance pay.”

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. That's a cool tour! Funny story!