Name an insect, arachnid, bird, mammal or reptile that should NEVER, EVER have WINGS.

[Miles Archer]

Trump family doesn't count.

[FSogol]

1. Poison Ivy.

[airmid]

2. Elephants...not an umbrella large enough to save one

from that mess.

[sakabatou]

16. Or hippos

[Heartstrings]

3. Centipede.........nt

[thbobby]

4. Pigs

Nothing worse than Pigs on the Wing.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Cats.

They can create enough mayhem just being able to jump 5x their body length. I shudder to think what chaos they'd stir up if they could fly.

[Soxfan58]

6. Spiders

[tonyt53]

7. A hippo. If you think a bird messes up your windshield, imagine what a flying hippo would do.

[Renew Deal]

8. Chupacabra

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. Monkeys!

[Laffy Kat]

34. That scene STILL freaks me out.

[beveeheart]

10. Porcupine s

[CanonRay]

11. Gila Monsters

[MosheFeingold]

12. Scorpians

I'd never seen one outside a zoo until I moved to New Mexico to live with my son.

(Some BS about me being too old to be by myself - bah.)

Stepped on one in the shower.

For several days afterwards, I could have been easily persuaded to bring back DDT.

F-them. Nuke them from orbit, to quote my grandson.

[Glorfindel]

13. Honey badger or wolverine

[sl8]

14. Paul McCartney.

Nah, just kidding. My attitude towards them has mellowed considerably over the years.

[unblock]

30. lol

[sir pball]

15. Maggots

Not much makes me want to climb the walls screaming, but those little fuckers...

[Shrek]

17. Buffalo

[bluecollar2]

18. Roaches

I know you said Trump family doesn't count but...

[marylandblue]

27. There actually are flying roaches. Disgusting.

[Lars39]

19. Kimodo Dragons

It’s bad enough they can swim long distances.

[Xolodno]

20. Rats.

Nothing worse than Rats with wings.

[smirkymonkey]

24. They already exist.

They are called pigeons.

[Solly Mack]

21. You don't need wings when you have

Sharknado!

[Rhiannon12866]

22. Mosquito!

[smirkymonkey]

25. Yes!! I hate those little bastards!

I was up in Maine last weekend and have tons of mosquito bites. I have been itching all week. You must get the black flies in upstate NY. I remember them well, they were a nightmare!

[NNadir]

23. Paul Ryan? No worry. Pitchfork maybe, wings never.

[woodsprite]

26. Wolf spiders! n/t

[riversedge]

28. a fly.

[OregonBlue]

29. Bed Bugs. They spread so quickly now, what if they could fly anywhere they wanted.

[Bayard]

31. Anything that stings

(Except Sting).

Got stung by a wasp a few days ago. Not as allergic as I used to be when I was younger, but still swells up and hurts.

[dameatball]

32. Pythons

[Snellius]

33. Trump holding a thermonuclear device