I'd probably go for some poutine

[pscot]

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[Xipe Totec]

1. For him, I'd eat poutine out of respect

just like Bourdain once ate an unwashed warthog's rectum as a sign of respect.

But given a choice, I'd pick something else. Something with Canadian bacon, or maple syrup, or both.

[jmowreader]

10. Ask for "back bacon"

They don't call it Canadian bacon in Canada.

[Wwcd]

2. I'd induldge my new best friend :

[Rorey]

3. Sakura Gardens in Montreal

Unless he has a new favorite now.

[Rorey]

4. -45 would claim he wasn't drowning

So, for once, I'd go ahead and believe him and let him have his way.

[Wwcd]

5. Bwaaaahaaa! ..

[LeftInTX]

6. Since Trump likes to bash Mexico, you could take both Justin and Vincente Fox for mole poutine

Had some made with mole sauce at a local eats....yummy.....

[Solly Mack]

7. We'd picnic on the banks of the river, pointing and laughing, mimicking Trump's facial

expressions as he drowned.

We'd wait until he started to float and then we'd skim rocks. Direct landing after so many skips wins the pot.

Yes, I'm warped.

[jmowreader]

9. Solly, you KNOW you wouldn't be able to skim rocks in that situation

It would be more like...

"Mr. Prime Minister, whoever gets the rock to bounce off his carcass the hardest wins."

[Solly Mack]

11. That could count as a direct landing and or hit. :)

After which, we'd share the pot and celebrate life.

You're warped too.

[Laffy Kat]

8. My place.

[jmowreader]

12. I'd take him to The Keg for baseball steaks

Alberta-grown beef is a point of pride in Canada.

[maxrandb]

13. No! I had something called Hot Dish in Minnesota

Casserole topped with tater tots and cheese. They have to make that somewhere in Canada