Jokes my brother sends me

[rurallib]

ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME!!

*His request approved, the CNN News photographer*
*quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport*
*to charter a flight. *

*He was told a twin-engine plane*
*would be waiting for him at the airport. *

*Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane*
*warming up outside a hanger. *

*He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut,*
*and shouted, 'Let's go'. *

*The pilot taxied out, swung the plane*
*into the wind and took off.*

* Once in the air, the photographer instructed*
*the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make*
*low passes so I can take pictures*
*of the fires on the hillsides.' *

*'Why?' asked the pilot. *

*'Because I'm a photographer for CNN'*
*he responded, 'and I need to get*
*some close up shots.' *

*The pilot was strangely silent for a moment,*
*finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me,*
*is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'*

[demigoddess]

1. Never Assume

military brat motto.