Attention tourists: pick-up lines for the D.C. Metro

[mahatmakanejeeves]

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when there's a cute guy on the metro who's looking at you too but your best pickup line is "are you the line between constitutional interpretation and construction because you are FINE"

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Hey baby, I’d try to give you a fair trial but you have no peers.

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[jberryhill]

1. I stick with "Do you get off on Foggy Bottom?"

[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. I'm hitting the "emergency" button. NT

[jberryhill]

3. Yeah, sure, you were the one on the escalator

My buddy Jim tried this on the elevators.

We call him one-armed Jim now.

[kwassa]

4. If we could only get the tourists to stand on the right ...

pickup be damned.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

5. One problem that shows up right around Cherry Blossom Festival time is with ...

Japanese tourists. This time of year must be national Everyone take Spring Break Week in Japan, so you see lots of Japanese tourists in DC in late March and early April

In their attempt to be courteous, they thoughtfully move over to the slow lane. In Japan, though, people drive on the left:

How to drive in Japan

In Japan the Japanese drive on the left side of the road. This means that you should give way to the right and keep to the left side.