To whomever was driving the *)#%#^ Caravan of overgenerosity

[LynneSin]

FUCK YOU!!!

Normally it takes about 15 minutes to work but this morning they were doing road construction everywhere on the main road between where I live and where I work.

This asshole in a Dodge Caravan was letting everyone butt in front of us then proceeds. I mean if these idiot drivers can't see the 'MERGE LEFT' sign a mile back they why should they have any privilege right at the very last minute. ANd yet this douche-bag driver of this junky old Caravan decides that EIGHT CARS could go ahead of us. Oh and then the light turns yellow so instead of going thru the yellow light (we could have both gotten thru it) the asshole decides to wait.



Took me 45 minutes today

[HappyMe]

1. I hated people like that.

Letting 1 or 2 in is okay. Sometimes I didn't let anybody in, just because they expect you to.

[LynneSin]

2. I dont mind letting people in if it's back aways when we first learn of the merge

but sorry, you wait until the last minute don't look at me being nice!

[gratuitous]

3. Three words

Dash Mounted Bazooka.

[LynneSin]

4. I get one but then my car won't fit in my car elevator

[YellowRubberDuckie]

5. Totally drives me insane.

I cannot stand people like that. There is a parking lot really close to a light near my house and people are constantly butting in. If they didn't EXPECT to be let in, it might be a different story, but even then, there are 15 exits to this parking lot. Why do you have to go to the one where you aren't going to get out for a year? And people who just go and nearly cause a pile up really piss me off too. People think that they are being nice, letting people in. In reality, you're reinforcing moronic, insensitive behavior of people who really need to have their licenses yanked.

[LynneSin]

6. I know parking lots like that and I can top it...

they are trying to make a LEFT out of those parking lots.

They'll edge their car out far into the lane in hopes that the driver will stop in time so they can make their left hand turn. Mind you they could have taken another exit from the lot where they could have done it way safer but instead they want to play chicken with oncoming traffic.

[RiffRandell]

7. You sure it wasn't a "Town and Country"?

I knew some assholes that drove those.