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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,634 posts) Thu Mar 29, 2018, 12:37 PM Mar 2018

Today is not my birthday!

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Today is not my birthday! (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2018 OP

Today I didn't buy you a present or send you a card. taterguy Mar 2018 #1

And I didnt get them! Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2018 #4

I suppose you expect the USPS to be your delivery boy. NT mahatmakanejeeves Mar 2018 #9

Happy Unbirthday! nt tazkcmo Mar 2018 #2

And to you! Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2018 #5

A Very Merry Unbirthday to You! csziggy Mar 2018 #3

How very curious! 🤪 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2018 #8

Well, its mine and I'll cilla4progress Mar 2018 #6

Happy Birthday! Thank you! Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2018 #10

Mine either. mahatmakanejeeves Mar 2018 #7

27% chance? Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2018 #12

85% of math statistics -- nearly half -- are made up on the spot. NT mahatmakanejeeves Mar 2018 #14

If the phone doesnt ring its me wishing you a happy birthday (to paraphrase Jimmy Buffet) MLAA Mar 2018 #11

If I dont answer its me thanking you! Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2018 #13

And im not responding MFM008 Mar 2018 #15

Nor will I! Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2018 #17

Congratulations! Tobin S. Mar 2018 #16

You are too kind! Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2018 #18

Damn! sdfernando Mar 2018 #19

Wow! I knew I mustve been adopted! Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2018 #20

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

1. Today I didn't buy you a present or send you a card.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 12:38 PM

Mar 2018

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,634 posts)

4. And I didnt get them!

Reply to taterguy (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 12:44 PM

Mar 2018

mahatmakanejeeves

(57,647 posts)

9. I suppose you expect the USPS to be your delivery boy. NT

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #4)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 12:47 PM

Mar 2018

tazkcmo

(7,303 posts)

2. Happy Unbirthday! nt

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 12:41 PM

Mar 2018

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,634 posts)

5. And to you!

Reply to tazkcmo (Reply #2)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 12:45 PM

Mar 2018

csziggy

(34,138 posts)

3. A Very Merry Unbirthday to You!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 12:42 PM

Mar 2018

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,634 posts)

8. How very curious! 🤪

Reply to csziggy (Reply #3)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 12:46 PM

Mar 2018

cilla4progress

(24,782 posts)

6. Well, its mine and I'll

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 12:45 PM

Mar 2018

Share!

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,634 posts)

10. Happy Birthday! Thank you!

Reply to cilla4progress (Reply #6)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 12:47 PM

Mar 2018

mahatmakanejeeves

(57,647 posts)

7. Mine either.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 12:46 PM

Mar 2018

What are the odds on that???????

Actually, that's not hard to calculate.

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,634 posts)

12. 27% chance?

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Reply #7)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 12:52 PM

Mar 2018

mahatmakanejeeves

(57,647 posts)

14. 85% of math statistics -- nearly half -- are made up on the spot. NT

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #12)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 01:08 PM

Mar 2018

MLAA

(17,338 posts)

11. If the phone doesnt ring its me wishing you a happy birthday (to paraphrase Jimmy Buffet)

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 12:50 PM

Mar 2018

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,634 posts)

13. If I dont answer its me thanking you!

Reply to MLAA (Reply #11)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 12:53 PM

Mar 2018

MFM008

(19,821 posts)

15. And im not responding

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 01:22 PM

Mar 2018

Like a sucker...

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,634 posts)

17. Nor will I!

Reply to MFM008 (Reply #15)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 02:07 PM

Mar 2018

Tobin S.

(10,418 posts)

16. Congratulations!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 02:05 PM

Mar 2018

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,634 posts)

18. You are too kind!

Reply to Tobin S. (Reply #16)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 02:07 PM

Mar 2018

sdfernando

(4,947 posts)

19. Damn!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 02:08 PM

Mar 2018

We are like twins! It's not my birthday either!

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,634 posts)

20. Wow! I knew I mustve been adopted!

Reply to sdfernando (Reply #19)

Thu Mar 29, 2018, 02:09 PM

Mar 2018

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