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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI've seen a lot of posts lately about phone scams. Here's the solution; when you answer
the phone, bark out, "Fraud Division, Sgt. Watson speaking," in a gruff voice. The scammers almost always hang up. Sometimes they babble a little before hanging up. They'll probably scratch you off the list.
bearsfootball516
(6,377 posts)FSogol
(45,514 posts)Sneederbunk
(14,297 posts)PoindexterOglethorpe
(25,873 posts)and I wound up having the most delightful conversation ever.
I'd had a letter to the editor printed in my local paper, and this man looked up my phone number to call me. He started out by gently teasing me concerning the content of the letter, and then the conversation segued wonderfully into current politics. His name is William, he's in his 80's, had served in Korea, got out of the service, went to college, qualified as a naval pilot and went back in. Then he was sent to Vietnam and decided that was a load of horseshit and resigned his commission.
William DESPISES the man in the White House, and what bothers him the most is how that man isn't living up to his oath to protect and preserve the Constitution.
It was the best conversation ever. Sometimes answering an unknown number is good.
lapfog_1
(29,219 posts)PoindexterOglethorpe
(25,873 posts)Leith
(7,813 posts)I don't think I could pull off being a police officer, but I could come up with some sort of religious nonsense the next time some yahoo calls to see if I want to sell my house. It could be fun.
Since my name and address are on public records, I can't complain too much about that - but the buzzards have my phone number! I don't even give that out to the businesses where we are all on a first name basis.
msongs
(67,433 posts)grumpyduck
(6,246 posts)So he says he's with Microsoft something-or-other and "understands" I'm having a problem and wants to help me fix it. Now, the guy had an accent so thick I could barely understand him. I decided to play with him a bit.
I just told him I have an Apple (which was a lie - I have a Windows computer). Man, did he get flustered. "You have an Apple? You don't have Windows? Well, it says here you have Windows..." and so on and on and on. This time I really had a hard time understanding him, but he finally hung up.
MiniMe
(21,718 posts)Saying "FBI, please state your name and address"
They usually can't hang up fast enough
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Ask about five times in a row, and some of them wise up. If they say their name is "Daniel," I'll ask them why they said their name was David, but now it's Daniel? What's your name going to be in another 10 seconds? Donald? Darwin? Jawarhalal? Some of them are stupid enough to argue: I never said my name was David!
I feel no shame at all in baiting these assholes.
malthaussen
(17,215 posts)... "Hurry up and get down here so we can move the body."
-- Mal
FSogol
(45,514 posts)ailsagirl
(22,898 posts)I did yell once at an actual caller and said DAMMIT! STOP CALLING ME!!
Didn't hear anything for awhile, but now it's the odious robocalls that are badgering me
FSogol
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ailsagirl
(22,898 posts)csziggy
(34,136 posts)For the Windows Tech Support guys. I just keep blowing it until they hang up. Once after the first whistle I heard the guy on the other end say, "It's the whistle lady! What do I do?" and some one replied, "Hang up!"
FSogol
(45,514 posts)the other guy said, "WHAT?"
GeorgeHayduke
(1,227 posts)I'm giggling.
Wolf Frankula
(3,601 posts)We got a call from the fake IRS scammers. They got, "Thank you for calling Windows Tech Support. We understand you're having problems with your Windows computer. " in an outrageously fake Indian accent. They hung up.
Wolf
yellowdogintexas
(22,270 posts)We usually use the #TeamLinux approach.
DFW
(54,433 posts)My usually fluent German fails me at such times, and all I can remember to speak is Catalan, Russian or Swedish.
When I'm in the States, and the rare occasion arises when I get such a call, if it sounds like an American, I ask for their full name and home number. When they ask why, or say they are not authorized to give it, I say I need it to be able to call them at home and try to sell them useless stuff at dinner time. If it sounds like someone from India or the Orient, I revert to Catalan, Russian or Swedish.