☘️Liam, Paddy, and Mick are having a pint at their local. Suddenly Liam says:☘️

[Floyd R. Turbo]

“Lads, I think my missus is sleeping with a rugby player!”

Paddy says: “Why would you think that?”

Liam replies: “I found a pair of rugby cleats under our bed!”

Paddy then says: “Well now, I think my wife is sleeping with a footballer!”

Mick asks: “Why would you believe that?”

Paddy says: “I found a pair of soccer shoes under our bed!”

Mick then says: “Boys, I believe my wife is sleeping with a horse!”

Paddy and Liam burst out laughing and Liam says: “Why Mick, did you find a horseshoe under your bed?”

Mick replies: “No, a jockey!”

[red dog 1]

1. That reminds me of another joke (not Irish)

Olly goes to his friend and says: "I think my wife is dead!"

His friend replies: "What do you mean, you THINK she's dead?"

Olly replies: "Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up."