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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsPriest Regrets Vow Of Celibacy After Learning About Furries
https://local.theonion.com/priest-regrets-vow-of-celibacy-after-learning-about-fur-1823326934SOUTH BEND, INSaying he felt a sinking feeling of remorse while scrolling through dozens of online search results about the subculture, Roman Catholic priest Father Tom Shamblin admitted Monday that he has come to deeply regret his vow of celibacy since finding out about furries. I thought I understood what I was giving up when I made a solemn promise to God to remain chaste for the rest of my life, but that was before I realized I could put on one of these plush cartoon animal suits and engage in sexual role-playing as a fox or cat, said the visibly crestfallen priest, adding that the more time he spent browsing DeviantArt yiff accounts and reading erotic Lion King fan fiction, the more he realized what a massive mistake he had made in joining the priesthood. I knew it would be a sacrifice, but come on! No one told me Id also be abstaining from all these amazing conventions. Theres a whole world of fur and fun out there Im missing out on. What have I done? Shamblin added that he should have been ordained in the Episcopal Church, where priests are allowed to dress up as furry animal characters and have as much sex as they like.
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Priest Regrets Vow Of Celibacy After Learning About Furries (Original Post)
geardaddy
Mar 2018
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Floyd R. Turbo
(26,570 posts)1. Problem solved!
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)3. LOL
Yes!
longship
(40,416 posts)2. Teach him about Furbys!
Hubba! Hubba!!!
That's what I'm talking about!
Oh! Hey dude! Your haircut is horrible. Next time don't let your mother anywhere near the shears. Before I forget to mention it, your music is as bad as your haircut.
But the Furby organ idea is brilliant.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)4. That is awesome!
ploppy
(2,162 posts)5. Father Furby
That would be a sight to see!!