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A guy goes into a bar and immediately notices 3 hunks of beef hanging from the ceiling. The patron asks the barkeep what's that all about? The barkeep says if you can jump up and slap the beef you get free drinks for an hour. If you miss, you buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The patron thinks about and says, no I'll pass, the steaks are too high.
